You Know You Are A Widow When…

1) When discussing “raiding” in your house, you are not talking about dispensing bug killing chemicals.

2) It is a requirement in your home to have more than one computer because you need to have one that “actual work” can be preformed on.

3) Your Dearly Departed loved one complains of slow resurrection times and internet connectivity.

4) The terms “level 20”, “rouge”, “flying mount”, “Maelstrom”, and “instances” mean nothing to you – yet you hear them often.

or

5) You know exactly what the above terms mean – because they’ve been explained to you at length. (and you still don’t care)

6) If you have ever watched your Dearly Departed gain experience points by pressing the “go fish” key repeatedly for hours.  (and wondered why this was “fun”)

7) If you have ever heard the words, “I’ll be right there, I just have to finish this one thing first” – and you know that means you have about six hours to wait still.

8) If running an instance has ever taken precedence over a smelly diaper.  (of course this would be while the Dearly Departed is supposedly watching the kids…)

9) If your Dearly Departed checks the “Auction House” online more often than your personal bank account.

and finally…

10) If important events and appointments are scheduled around previously planned “raids”.