Just in case...
(I've moved this to the top of the blog as it was pointed out to me recently that many people do not read disclaimers. Now that it's at the TOP of the page, you can't blame me if you miss it.)
I'm sure most of you realize this blog is meant in fun and is in no way intended to hurt anyone's feelings, mar my husband's excellent reputation, or to be derogatory towards or defame "the game". This is my subtle attempt at satire, and also a place for people like me who simply don't understand "the game" or it's pull to many successful, middle aged men and women. Please do not send me hate mail regarding the topic, or messages telling me how immature I am for creating such an outlandish blog. Thank you.
Ask them while they are in a raid.
“Dearly Departed, I’m thinking about buying a new dress”
- Uh huh….
“Dearly Departed, I thought it would be a good idea to let my mother come stay with us for a few weeks.”
- Sure…whatever…
“Dearly Departed, I’m going to go buy new furniture at the Big fancy furniture store”
- Sounds nice…
“Dearly Departed, I’m going to move to Vegas, win a million dollars playing slots and then buy a small island in the Pacific.”
- Have a nice time Dear…
Works every time.
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